Rorie Moon
Nude

As Bow Wow Wow said it in 1982, “I want Candy.” (And no, Mr. Skin is not acknowledging that some other doofus also had a song by that name; Bow Wow Wow had a hot female singer.) This is all relevant to Rorie Moon, who has exactly two acting credits on her showbiz resume—both of them playing the same character named (anyone? anyone?) Candy. She made her first Candy debut in the stoner horror sex comedy Evil Bong 420 (2015). In case you’re unfamiliar, Evil Bong 420 is number eight in the Evil Bong series of films, with a total of ten in all, starting with The Gingerdead Man in 2005, and ending with Evil Bong 777 in 2018. While they’re all related, it’s pretty safe to say you don’t have to watch all of them, or watch them in order, to follow what little plot lines exist, nor to enjoy the nudity that definitely does exist. Rorie is the source of some of that nudity, when she uses her perky pair in all sorts of ways. Early in the flick, she takes off her shirt and uses her pillows to get a job; a little later she has a topless conversation with a guy in a pig outfit; and still later, she pulls off her shirt to flash a gingerbread man. While she didn’t appear in all of the Evil Bong movies (no actor did, though some came close), she did appear again as Candy in the next movie in the series, Evil Bong: High 5 (number nine in the series, just in case, you know, you’ve been indulging and lost count). Rorie once again uses her dark-tipped twosome to tantalize viewers, first as a smoke-shop spokesgirl, then in a bizarre scene where she’s being “stabbed” (her words, not Mr. Skin’s) by two different characters, each no more than a couple inches tall and made of…something. Bow Wow Wow.